What did the slut’s left leg say to the slut’s right leg? Nothing. They’ve never met.
Via Damn! That's What She Said, Instagram: luigilessa
EVERYONE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME
That awkward moment when your parents try to make your friends laugh.
Via Pepperoni pizza is heaven.
I hate it when strangers say “I don’t bite.”
Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
When your friends don’t invite you
first you’re confused
then you wonder why they didn’t invite you
and you remember it’s because you’re too damn cool for them to handle
but then you realise that actually you’re just a freak of nature and no one loves you
Submitted by: thegirlwh0criedwolf
(Source: lmaogtfo)
About me
All i have to say iss im funnyy, generally happy,fun to be around,overall great person that likes meeting people,outgoing and loves to be with friends,i can be very complex when you meet me at first,but once you know my story you will figure it out quick and soon it wont be confusing, i’m always thinking and when i get the chance i speak my mind and trust me you will hear it so i hope your ready if you want to call yourself my besttfriendd,i think more than i should and at times really need someone to rant to thank god for my friends who i lovee<3, i don’t get mad easily but then again it depends who you are,you can tell me absolutely anything and i wont tell anyone if you don’t want me to,and that’s how i roll,i love love love Lil Wayne he is my sexy Rapper and i love most Country i can stand techno and i love hip hop pop and yeahh mostly that kinda thing,i love taking long walks on the beach and love comedy movies i can be so serious and then to funny and back to serious but then again depends who i am with,i’m not judgmental,but see things through my own eyes and there is so much more but that’s mee<3(: so get to know me,you wont regret itt:) My Quotes
~if i tell you i love you can i keep you forever?
~Suck my dick(evne tho id ont have one):P
~Im gonna slap a hoe
~come at me bro
~cool storry bro
~anything that ends in bro:P
~wann fight??
thats me<3
